JR Ewing & Dallas - Episode 3

Hello 50 faithful followers!  Thanks for stopping by to read all about JR Ewing & Dallas.  What a great episode last night!  Yes, I know, I wrote that last week & the week before.  But it was!  I cannot get over how great the writing is for this remake!

First off, we are back to the whole Christoper (still not a Ewing) & his quest to feel included in the Ewing family.  OK Jesse Metcalf, you are boring, & if you weren't so smoking hot I would be so over you by now. But you are hot, so that keeps me semi-interested in your story.  & lets stop pretending to be mean to Elena so she will not like you & you will not have to choose between her & Rebecca.  We have all been to the 4th grade, so we've been there/done that.  Wise up already & figure out what is up with your wife & her creepy brother.  Because if you don't, they're going to steal all the methane gas from the sea floor out from under you & you will be pounding nails into that fence in South Fork for the foreseeable future.

The whole birthing of the calf thing was a nice feel good moment too, but really, if you're not blackmailing someone or trying to steal South Fork, I'm going to grow tired of you quickly.  P.S.  Thanks for the shirtless moment though, as that kept me paying attention.

John Ross, our favorite black sheep of the Ewing clan is drowning his sorrows in the swankiest of bars, you know because most oil rigger guys go to chic chic bars to drink bud out of the bottle.  But he does drive a Ferrari so maybe that's where the billionaire black sheep go.  Elena lures him out of his funk with some "I've got some oil that needs a drillin!" and they are back to being at item.....or maybe not.

The most interesting & confusing part of this episode is who the hell is Marta Del Sol & why is she in on stealing South Fork.  JR figured out last night that her name is actually Veronica & (as he so nicely stated) is crazier than an outhouse rat.  Again, phrases to be filed away for usage by myself at a later date.  I think my favorite part was watching her chase down her lithium with some champagne.  Ah, you have to love the crazy girls.

Besides that & the big last hoorah BBQ at South Fork, next week seems to be a big one.  We finally see a big fight & JR looks like he's going to go at it with Bobby.  This should be a good one.  Thanks for reading!  See you next week at 9 pm!