December 2012

There's about 15 or so days left til the end of the world, so I have been putting off exercising.  I mean, who wants to be on a diet if you have less than 3 weeks to live, right?  Not me!  I was back on track this week, for the most part & I even played tennis.  Yay me!  Love tennis.  But there are so many things to do besides workout & have you seen the Williams Sonoma 12 days of cookies.  This year I swear I am going to get my mother to make at least one batch!  WTH?  I will guilt her with the notion that we only have a few weeks left & shouldn't we all go out fat & happy.

But I fear this Mayan end of the world thing is like the Y2K bug.  Remember that?  Where everyone was stocking up on water & twinkies because someone left a 1000101010 out of some code somewhere?  Now we can't even stock up on twinkies because Hostess has screwed us all.  I guess I'm going to have to just get some cranberry bliss bars from Starbucks & call it a day.  Those are way tastier than a twinkie & I am sure the cranberries make them way more healthy.  Right.

& to continue on my ADD post this morning.  Did you happen to see the $450 Starbucks metal gift card.  I so need this.  & yes, I know there is a $50 fee just for the card.  But I seriously spend like $40 a week in Starbucks.  I am just consolidating my money into one 6 month shebang.  If that even makes sense.  I don't think Santa will leave it in my stocking, but hey, you never know!

But this post isn't about cookies, or Starbucks, it's about getting my fat you know what out there before the world ends, because I have a sinking suspicion that if I stuff my fat face full of cookies, candy & junk food between now and 12/21/12, I may be really angry when I wake up on 12/22/12.  & lets face it.....where are the aliens....because if that's the way the world is going to end, I'm sure they would have already showed up by now.  You know you get a few good weeks in before they decide to decimate the earth.  I've seen enough movies to know that!  Now pass me a peppermint candy cane cookie!  I'll run tomorrow...I swear.