25 Things You Don't Know About Me - Thank You Us Weekly!

I love US Weekly & I am secretly hoping that it somehow finds its way into my birthday stash or my stocking this year, as it is tough to go without it in my mailbox every Thursday!  But if everyone recalls, I have been trying (& failing miserably) to cut back spending this year so when my subscription ran out, I did not renew.  So sad!  I have to get all my Heidi Montag gossip third hand at this point.  Thank God for the TMZ app on my iPhone.

One of the things I miss the most is the Top 25 things You Don't Know About Me.  It's the most ridiculous article in the magazine, like I believe that Snooki is actually shy!  Um......right.  But each week when I saw it in my mailbox, I would rip into it like it was the Wall Street Journal or some other reputable rag, I mean paper. 

Since I no longer have my subscription, I figured I'd make up my own 25 Things You Probably Don't Know About Me (in no particular order).

1.  Sometimes I keep things way past their expiration date:  milk, orange juice, shoes, friends, etc.
2.  I love watching crime scene drama news shows like Dateline or 48 Hours.
3.  I hate dog slobber, yet I have owned 2 of the most slobbery dogs ever.
4.  I am obssessed with shoes.  OK, everyone knows that but I had to put it in there!
5.  I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas is my favorite Christmas song.
6.  I can't stand hypocrites.
7.  The only thing I hate more than a hypocrite is a liar.
8.  I think I have a great singing voice (no one else does).
9.  I don't floss enough.
10.  I like to speed while driving, everywhere.  40 mph should be the minimum speed limit.
11.  I have become so accustomed to moving money from one checking account to another, that I could probably be considered a check kiter at this point.
12.  I wish I could play the violin.
13.  I try to go to Starbucks once a day. 
14.  I am afraid that I may become a hoarder some day.
15.  I make to do lists, then lose them.
16.  I make lists of all the things I will buy when I win the Mega Millions lottery.
17.  I hate being alone.
18.  I would love to go on vacation by myself, somewhere relaxing by the beach.  Ironic if you just read #17.
19.  If I had it to do all over again I would have applied to Notre Dame.
20.  I am always starving.
21.  I'm not a big fan of kids.
22.  I hope to finish knitting all my knitting projects someday.
23.  No purse is too expensive!
24.  I am extremely impatient.
25.  I wish I had a maid.

OK, some of these are really silly & stupid.  But I hope you enjoy them.  I've been on a blogging kick lately for some reason.  Not sure why, so enjoy it while you can!  Have to get back to a better workout schedule.  One of my "to do" list items this week is to come up with a swimming plan for the winter.  Now if I can only find that list with the rest of my to dos on it!