Online dating - part two

A good friend told me she joined a free dating website.  I had to join!  I wanted to be able to peruse the guys she was going to date, so we could both get a good laugh out of it.  & it was free!  So who cares?

Some of you may remember that I tried, unsuccessfully, Match.com about 2 years ago.  Well this site, isn't much better, but at least it was free.  I've gotten some interesting emails, but this profile really caught my attention.  Now I know that this might not be so nice - posting someone else's profile on my blog - but I couldn't resist.

For all my readers out there - this might not be PG rated, so if you are easily offended....maybe you shouldn't read it.  I did block out his name....so I guess he can't sue me, but I had to share this.  It was just too funny.  The following is his Top 15 list of Things You Should Know About Me.  Again, the BOLD part is my deciphering of what his Top 15 Things really mean.  Yes, I'm probably going to go to hell for this, but hey, it's mildly amusing & not meant to hurt anyone's feelings.  It's just to point out how guys really think of themselves & how opposite it really is!  & for the record, I have nothing against bald guys.  I'm just trying to be funny.  Here goes (again.......this isn't PG or very nice of me - perhaps a bit mean spirited too).

Something for your mind ......

Here is my top 15 things about me:

1. I am adorable in my baseball hats.  BALD 
2. I look hot in Carhartts.   I AM A GARBAGE MAN
3. I am strong.  I CAN LIFT 80 LBS GARBAGE CANS, BECAUSE I AM A GARBAGE MAN
4. I tough.  I ONCE SMASHED AN EMPTY BEER CAN ON MY FOREHEAD. 
5. I have endurance.  2 PUMP CHUMP.
6. As a Fishermen I will work through sickness, injury, and weather to get it done.  I THREW A LINE OVER THE EDGE OF THE MANASQUAN INLET ONCE & CAUGHT A BOOT.
7. I enjoy sitting around the table, telling stories and laughing.   I'M LAZY & DON'T LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR DRINKS.
8. As a fisherman I am a man’s man.  I DON'T SHOWER.
9. I am grateful and appreciative of everything women do for me.  THANKS FOR THE BJ
10. I don’t boast simply let my work speak volumes.  I AM INCAPABLE OF NORMAL CONVERSATION.
11. I am generous with my time and money and will help out friends and family in need.  I'LL PICK UP THE TUESDAY NIGHT 2 FOR 1 DATE TICKETS AT THE MOVIES.
12. I am smart.  I KNOW HOW TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN.
13. I clean up very well.  OCCASIONALLY I USE DEODORANT.
14. I don’t have to be entertained every second of the day. I am fine with solitude.  I NEVER LISTEN TO A WORD YOU SAY.
15. Loyal to friends and family and yahh I can cook.   WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?


OK, so if you stop following my blog because of this post, I will understand.  This is just my really sarcastic side laughing about some guy (who I have never met) & his silly post on a dating website.  & yes, I wonder why I am still single.  :)